THE NEW MOBILE

                                   Grandad's got a
                                    Mobile
                                   It's very
                                    Small
                                   And neat
                                    It's
                                   Got lots
                                    Of
                                   Bells and
                                    Whistles
                                   But its
                                    Workings
                                   Have
                                    Him beat

                                   Its little pads -
                                    Illuminated -
                                   Serve a
                                    Range
                                   Of functions
                                    But
                                   Every one
                                    Does
                                   Something else -
                                    And
                                   That's what
                                    Causes
                                   Ructions!

                                   We thought
                                    We'd
                                   Put it
                                    To
                                   The test
                                    When
                                   He went
                                    For
                                   His walk
                                    He'd
                                   Go up
                                    To
                                   His sit-on
                                    Bench
                                   Call home -
                                    And
                                   We would
                                    Talk

                                   Five minutes
                                    Max
                                   To get
                                    Up
                                   There - I
                                    Waited -
                                   Phone beside -
                                    The
                                   Minutes passed
                                    And
                                   Passed and
                                    Passed -
                                   At last
                                    I
                                   Went outside

                                   No sign of
                                    Him -
                                   No friendly
                                    Ring
                                   To say
                                    'Hallo -
                                   It's me'
                                    Put
                                   On my
                                    Coat
                                   To have
                                    A
                                   Look - not
                                    Knowing
                                   What I'd
                                    See

                                   The wind was
                                    Cold
                                   And he
                                    Was
                                   Old - his
                                    Bench
                                   Was well
                                    Exposed
                                   Supposing he'd
                                    Got
                                   Frost-bite
                                    In
                                   His fingers -
                                    Or
                                   His toes

                                   And sitting
                                    There -
                                   With hands
                                    All
                                   Bare - and
                                    Frozen
                                   To his
                                    Mobile -
                                   His feet
                                    Gone
                                   Dead - all
                                    Blue
                                   And red
                                    He'd
                                   Surely be
                                    In
                                   Trouble !

                                   I climbed the rise
                                    And
                                   Then my
                                    Eyes
                                   Saw him
                                    Still
                                   On his
                                    Seat
                                   And talking
                                    With
                                   His mobile
                                    As
                                   He raised
                                    A
                                   Hand to
                                    Greet

                                   He'd finally
                                    Got
                                   Through and
                                    Left
                                   A message
                                    'Yes
                                   It's me!'
                                    Walked
                                   Down the
                                    Bank
                                   Towards me -
                                    We went home
                                   And I made tea

                                   But still he
                                    Can't
                                   Remember
                                    The right
                                   Sequence
                                    For his
                                   Call - so now
                                    We're going
                                   To wait a
                                    Visit from
                                   Friend Paul -
                                    Who can show
                                   Him how
                                    To do it -
                                   Then he'll try
                                    Another
                                   Call...


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